jacking off

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by fapping January 3, 2017

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022

jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

Jacking off

When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence

"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"

by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024

JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.

by Zxoura January 27, 2026