Jagging

Jacking off

Dude, my mom caught me jagging to porn.

by friskycurtain December 9, 2008

jagged it

When you expect something to work, but it doesn't. Jagged it

Walking into a door when it's locked - Jagged it
Busy Day, but cancelled all the orders - Jagging it

by <3 cclc June 26, 2018

jags

A mis-spelling of the word "haha" often used when typing the word with one hand using swift input. If your finger starts at the "j" instead of "h", it becomes "jags".

What does "jags" mean jags?

by Lew-wap March 14, 2022

jag

A. To, through no skill of your own, make something fortuitous happen. or
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).

A. You bastard! How did you jag that? (after winning a prize)
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.

by Dav Byrne January 8, 2006

JAG

Just Another Gook

Damn did you see all the JAG's driving on Colima last night.

by scootard July 9, 2010

jag

a load of banded lumber, or loose lumber that is stacked on the forks of a forklift.

Move that jag out of the way.

by Ron-0 January 1, 2008

jag

a reference to marijuana commenly used by old school hippies.

let's go jag it up(smoke weed).who's holding the jag.

by count jagula July 23, 2005