Jose

super chill and funny guy. good looking but still confusing as fuck. will end up with a girl named alexandra

he’s such a jose

by hosejose July 1, 2018

Jose

A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.

You two won't last, he's a "Jose"

by crzylatinchick April 22, 2011

Jose

Jose is a person who will leave you in bed because of his big fat dick he normally has a dropped trucks and has lots of tachuache friends

What droppe you got cuzz Jose fucked me last week and my pussy still hurts

by Jose$$ March 25, 2019

Jose

My little puta from Mexico. Hes very retarded. I love him tho. He is a druggie little cunt ass bitch fuck dick. I love him

Jose: fack

Me: Jose!

by Littlecanadabotch August 8, 2019

Jose

A common name for mexicans with a huge weenis

That guy is a total jose

by Tebajolospanties October 29, 2019

Jose

The name all Mexican niggas have

Person: Jose
Millions of people: Que?

by Whats9plus10 February 20, 2015

Jose

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Jose with three girls around his arm.

How is Jose good looking and smart at the same time?.

by tdkrbmar November 30, 2017