a man that sometimes acts like jeffry Star and loves money. he will allows answer for texts and give you attention. He is a hard working dude that will all was ask you for your home work.... he is extremely GAY, but as of 2020 a virgin. He wants to be the first nudist pope.
by Anton loman September 23, 2020
Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
Nawww Jordy bear
by helloharms September 10, 2019
When you are a cunt Jordy you are a hughmongusly annoying cunt. So if you're called Jordy and you're friends tell you you're a cunt. You're a cunt jordy. People like you are very dominantly present and need to bring everyone down to your level.
Brandon: *Telling a cool story of how he went to this creepy place and ran out because there were noises*
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
by WAVIE April 27, 2017
that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.
by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018
Would you smash that Jordy bro?
by BirriaTacos February 04, 2024
Jordy is a sexy ass man with a sexy ass gf named irisha and he loves her and will fuck her in the backseat any day😍
Jordy is irisha’s girlfriend.
by Poggers🍖🍖 November 21, 2023