When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.
We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.
by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010

a sexual act where one person performs fellatio upon another person while they are jogging on a treadmill. An alternative involves a closed course, and necessitates that the member performing said act must be wearing roller skates.
by painted bird July 12, 2011

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.
last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

by jrase July 7, 2010

When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.
Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
by Elron Herbert December 29, 2011

by cocoapastry June 8, 2013

When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 25, 2020
