Did a JFK

To quit, be forced out of or be assassinated just as you start to get good at something.

Bob: John was just about to allow minorities into the chess club but then the principal banned him from being president.

Alice: Yeah looks like he Did a JFK

by sausagedog1234 January 13, 2011

jfk shot

the act of shooting an enemy in the head through the back of a friendly in call of duty

I jfk shot him through you.

by towliehatesyou September 2, 2010

JFK-ing

the act of splattering all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Brian likes JFK-ing girls on the 1st date, thats how he landed Danielle.

by JFK-ing around January 20, 2012

JFK Jr

In Golf: 3 dead in the water

:To hit three balls into a water hazard

Hey honey, how was golf?

Horrible. I shot a JFK Jr. on the 3rd and never recovered.

by uwbadger3 April 29, 2009

JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head

My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.

by The Slinger November 12, 2016

JFK Finger

1. A type of flick or thump. One that elicits a great amount of pain and forces the victim to emulate the JFK assassination. Typically this is done immediately on impact with a sudden head thrust that sends the neck into hyperflexion and then into hyperextension.

1. Boom Bitch! you just got JFK fingered.

2. Did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook JFK finger.

3. Damn, that bitch got JFK fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!

by IronArmor September 7, 2010

pull a jfk

Masturbating until your penile head explodes.

John: I think I need to see a doctor!!
Jimmy: Why?!
John: I was in my room watching porn and I had to pull a jfk. There is blood everywhere!!

by Lil' to BIGGY August 6, 2014