smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

smuggling jelly beans by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

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Jelly Beans

Another word for ecstasy. Also known as tabs, x, rolls. It's the happiest drug around.

"I can get some dank ass jelly beans. Wanna throw down for a fifty pack?" "Yeaaa buddy. You know I love them rolls."

Jelly Beans by RollinRainbows December 11, 2010

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dirty jelly beans

Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.

Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.

Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.

Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!

Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.

Another example:

Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”

Another one:

Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”

dirty jelly beans by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021