Issiah

Someone who is the realest nigga in school, and is funny as shit. But beware, if he has some negativity towards you, he will pipe ya moms

Oh no, Issiah slept with my mom last night!

by Zeyhoops April 11, 2022

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004

skull issue

An issue that happens to be a stupid issue, so you wouldn't say that it would simply just be a difference in skill but also it would be just a downright stupid thing to do in general. Usually paired with the skull emoji.

Step-Sister: "Help bro I'm stuck"

Sigma male Step-Bro: "Honestly just a skull issue stepsis"

by That1RandomDude April 19, 2022

wedge issues

Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God

"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."

Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.

by David Salazar November 3, 2004

get your issue

To get what you have coming to you. Another way of saying "karma".

You better not set up your boyfriend to get robbed... if you do, you're going to get your issue!!!

by Local_Celeb November 20, 2009

Ongoing Payroll Issue

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.

1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!

by The Jax May 2, 2007

The Big Issue

A magazine homeless people sell to earn money.

I have no home so I sell the Big Issue on weekdays to afford food.

by BigIssueGuy March 7, 2009