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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
by my name is a secret dude December 18, 2010
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Is it a man or is it a woman?

A person whose gender is so indeterminate that you can make a game out of it with you and your friends guessing.
Androgenous person walks by...
Me: "Hey, is it a man or is it a woman? I can't tell.."
Friend: "I see boobies!"
Me: "You win."
by MadamexXx February 16, 2009
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Is it Friday Already?

Intended to be in the same vain as "That's What She Said", used when someone inadvertently makes a comment that could be interpereted as sexual in nature. The result of which makes it seem as though the speaker embarks on this kind of thing weekly. It originated from the movie "The Usual Suspects" where 5 characters are jailed, and one states after being strip-searched...

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?
Notable uses.

"Man, you sprayed that shit all over me!"
"Hm, is it Friday already?"

(While playing Halo)
"Damn, man. I got shot by 3 guys at one time."
"Oh, is it Friday already?"
by IsaacHarcourt May 21, 2010
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What is it?

a greeting that bears a similar meaning to "what's up?" or "how's it going?"
by Evanc June 24, 2005
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tis is it

Another deriviatation from a sentence which is attempted by women who come from the valleys in South Wales (UK) due to the constraints of their accents, the phrase "is it?" comes out as "Tis is it?"
John - "The bus is yellow"
Gwen - "Tis is it?"
by Luke Rees February 16, 2006
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Damn.....Thats a hard question my nigga.
DirtyAir-Forces: hey bro, is it gay if she look like her dad?

Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.
by DirtyAir-Forces July 26, 2019
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is it!?

chavs like to use is it!? they usually use it insted of really.
chav1 " arr i tossed ar kerian off last night, i was well bladderd man."
chav2 "is it!? wikid"
by i h8 chavs September 16, 2006
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