After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.
Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
Get the Irate Iranianmug. An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”
by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024
Get the Iranian Helicoptermug. Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
Get the Iranian Handshakemug. The Iranian Hotdog is a torture method, involving 3 vice clamps and a lot of rope. Tie the person to a chair, before putting a vice clamp around their chest, skull, and dick. Tighten each of the clamps until information is given.
by Tj080275 May 12, 2022
Get the Iranian Hotdogmug. A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.
I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!
by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023
Get the Iranian Teabagmug. Iranian Rial Age is a noun that means merely a few days old.
Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial
Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
Get the Iranian Rial Agemug. by KarenNerak July 15, 2021
Get the Iranian Carpetrymug.