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Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.
Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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Iranian Helicopter

An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”
Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.
by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024
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Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
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Iranian Hotdog

The Iranian Hotdog is a torture method, involving 3 vice clamps and a lot of rope. Tie the person to a chair, before putting a vice clamp around their chest, skull, and dick. Tighten each of the clamps until information is given.
by Tj080275 May 12, 2022
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Iranian Teabag

A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.
I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!
by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023
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Iranian Rial Age

Iranian Rial Age is a noun that means merely a few days old.

Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial
Her newborn baby is barely Iranian rial age.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds
Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry
by KarenNerak July 15, 2021
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