Flexual Intercourse

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.

Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.

by CAWS March 6, 2008

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fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

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The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

by Lord Gus August 4, 2007

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Sexual Intercourse

-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.

-The best thing on this good planet earth.

Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017

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