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Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.
Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.
by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011
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instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.
person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater
by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013
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Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.
Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.
by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009
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Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.
Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.
by The Overmind July 6, 2004
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Instabates

The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com

At Instabates.com, we believe in the power of anonymous debate to foster dialogue, challenge perspectives, and build understanding. Our platform provides a dynamic space where users can engage in instant debates, chat with others, share stories, news, confessions, urgent information, secret sales, discounts on items, new album releases, and much more. With our innovative points and badge system, we aim to enhance the user experience, making every interaction rewarding and enjoyable.
I am an expert instabater who won many instabates on instabates.com
by Instabates.com April 1, 2024
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Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.
Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.
by youaremurder May 3, 2015
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Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.
by basilbrush October 19, 2017
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