insomnia 

The disorder in which one falls asleep very late and awakens very early. Even though the person may desire sleep he or she is simply unable to find that sweet sweet state of dream-land until the wee (thats right, I said "wee") hours of the morning.

Ive had insomnia for the past four years, I dont fall asleep until around 5:30 and I wake up at 7:15.

Jackass: Man I slept so good last night after the concert, I was asleep as soon as I got in bed.
Person with insomnia (me): I hate you more than life itself.

insomnia by Livs en Reise December 28, 2005

insomnia 

Not being able to sleep know matter how much you want it

person a:How did you sleep

person b:i didnt u fucktard

insomnia by Breana August 31, 2005

insomnia 

Insomnia is a cruel joke.

insomnia is a sleep disorder. even when you're dead tired, you cant sleep.

i have insomnia. last night i got to sleep at 4:30. i have to wake up at 5:20. every day i drink enormous amounts off caffeine. i still walk around like a zombie.

every morning in homeroom, this girl asks me how i slept, while telling me how she went right to sleep right away.

idiot in homeroom: hey, how'd you sleep? i slept greeeat.

me: i have insomnia. leave me alone.

insomnia by <xinsomniacx> April 17, 2008

insomnia 

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

insomnia by Oz January 18, 2005

insomnia 

When God hates you for some reason and doesn't let you sleep.

Person1: "Did you sleep well?"
Person2: "I have insomnia..."

insomnia by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

reverse insomnia 

(N.) Unlike insomnia, reverse insomnia is when one wants to wake up but cannot due to being too comfortable, too exhausted from sleeping, etc.

My Saturday was ruined when my Reverse Insomnia kept me in bed until 5 PM.

reverse insomnia by AKP The Master April 24, 2016

insomnitext 

A text message sent late at night due to boredom brought on by insomnia. Often, such messages are random / ill-advised / have no real purpose / are nonsensical. Similar to drunk texting.

A: "Yo, what was up with those random texts you sent me at 3:00 am last night? Were you hammered or something?"
B: "Nah, I was just insomnitexting."

insomnitext by thecashstu June 22, 2014