intestimate

when you suck out a mans belly button and take his intestines and put it down your cock as you nut intensively but this can only be done with a man with a women would be called intestify

I love have intimite intestimate with my boyfriend.

by cock coker 69 licker sloppy to April 14, 2021

incestimated

When a company (such as Twitter) makes up their own estimates.

Twitter Incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of its monetizable daily active users during the first quarter.

by Heat Chat Crew May 13, 2022

investigaetjens

A term coined in Australia during the Morrison Federal Government years (2019-2022) by political/social commentator Ronni Salt as a cynical reference to a number of formal government investigations into topical controversies. These investigations typically concluded by either being suspended indefinitely, or with a set of dubious or undisclosed findings.
They were led by the Secretary of the Prime Minister and Cabinet Office, Philip Gaetjens.

Someone referring to a sham political investigation of any kind would say: “They're just doing an investigaetjens“.

by bzhnky May 22, 2022

investigape

When you stop to inspect a gaping asshole.

Oh look, Jill’s butthole is wide open. Let’s investigape!

by 7h3h1d July 18, 2022

Invérstigated

There has been an investigation around here.

Dowg them got invérstigated on dat one thanh

by Lndrzz May 5, 2023

investigation of character

When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?

So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.

You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.

by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023

Incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

Massachusetts State Police Detective Micheal Proctor is conducting an incestigation and framing innocent people to protect his close family friends.

by FreeKarenRead January 21, 2024