informationista

noun: a librarian or other information professional.

That righteous informationista helped me find money for college.

by Vicki S. May 24, 2006

Information gatherer

The person that finds all your information when working in a group project so that you or/and the other members can create the actual presentation.

Hey Bill, lets make a rap for this here history project. But lets make sure we get Jenna in our group this time. She can be our information gatherer, since last time our video academically sucked balls.

by Mikey Quzzukle November 18, 2010

information sponge

someone who likes to learn.

Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge

by migady June 22, 2017

Undisclosed Information

When you or a friend’s girlfriend asks a question that is better off being unanswered to her, you speak of it as undisclosed information, preventing you or your friend the emotional stress of her knowing while simultaneously not lying to her face.

Tanner: Oh man your totally gonna give it to her at Prom
Jaylah: What is he going to do?
Logan: I will undisclosed this undisclosed information at undisclosed place during undisclosed time period.
Jaylah: Goddamnit

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.

Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.

by Elitist January 20, 2004

Informational

adjective: informative

It was very informational when you told me the correct word to use was informative.

by jennapwndu October 23, 2009

Information Systems

The major for people that aren't smart enough to handle computer science.

Typically involving idiots that want to work for a large company, sit in a cubicle, and work for people that don't typically understand a thing about computers (other than the fact that they can look at pr0n with them).

This is usually ok as a typical IS major is only a notch or two above their computer illiterate coworkers.

Typical IS tasks: Helping their boss figure out how to change the font on their word document, creating a 'database' using an Excel spreadsheet, helping their boss erase the lemonparty.com history item off their workstation.

While not all IS majors are bad or stupid people, the sad truth is that the bad and stupid ones often end up in charge of actual computer scientists because they 'know tech'

I wanted to work in computers but all that math, science, and actually understanding shit was too hard, so I went into Information Systems.

by Bill Krabb March 23, 2009