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Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".
by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015
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Incompetard

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
by YAWA April 18, 2015
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incommunicado

When someone seemingly falls off the face of the earth despite the fact they have the technology to keep in touch. This includes cell phones, text messages, and mobile email.
When John A travels for work, he becomes totally incommunicado and leaves peoples wondering if he is still alive.
by LittleLadie March 1, 2010
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incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.
One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.
by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012
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stitch incoming

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).
It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.
by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023
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incommattible

* Derived from the word incompatible:

1. incapable of being held by one person at a time

2. incapable of association or harmonious coexistence

3. incapable of blending into a stable homogenous mixture
* Refers to a person that you are incompatible with:

In the movie, "the Holiday", Iris would never have known how wonderful Miles was if the "other guy" hadn't been so wrong for her. Sure she loved the feelings she got from him and the sex was amazing however, they were incommattible.

As the "other guy" goes, he played an instrumental role in the girl finding the right guy for her...Matt has a significant part in your life; don't hate him for that.
by finallyfreeofthegame May 7, 2013
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incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.
yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.
by phishit September 2, 2017
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