gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.

Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"

by DerMin August 2, 2011

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itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

by King Shit February 26, 2003

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Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009

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2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018

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Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

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