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Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch
Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.
by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010
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Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake
That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.
by LBehr93 May 31, 2019
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Jon's Garage

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!
by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022
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Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.
One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."
by dats2dope January 4, 2010
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dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick
Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?
by dustin January 8, 2004
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garage sale

n. When people who want to earn an extra buck throw their lameass crap on their front lawn and ask people to buy it for slighty over what they paid it for. These events are usually frequented by wordold people/word, wordsoccer moms/word, and wordcheapskates/word.
Garage sales usually smell like old people and antiques. I didn't even know antigues smelled until I went to a garage sale.
by Stuff It August 29, 2003
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garage sale

In canoeing, a difficult stretch where the inexperienced frequently capsize.

This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.
We should be at the garage sale rapids before noon.
by mandingoe May 24, 2004
mugGet the garage salemug.

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