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Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.
A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.
by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006
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self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others
AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally
by Trippinballs January 26, 2007
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implosion

An explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.
The implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will I eat a cherry bomb.
by DeathDonut July 29, 2004
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Imports Suck ASS

A cruel, but true phrase, used to degrade morons who think big stupid looking wings and shitty body kits look cool, and who think buzzing pieces of crap sound awesome. Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?
VROOM! VROOM! ASSHOLES! NOT BWANG! BWANG!

- Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?
by NON HOMEBOY December 6, 2003
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impoboteration

a state of impoboteration is a sate of stress brought upon by the work given to in IB. It is so extreme that when one is in the sate, they can no longer function properly. It also comes in the forms: verb: impoboterate and adj: impoboteric
Since I have homework in all my classes, it is currently three in the morning, and I still have three subjects to go; I am in a sate of impoboteration.
by IBtired February 17, 2005
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Implosion

1. When a building has explosives detonated in it and collapses to the ground.
2. When an object crumples in on itself.
That implosion was insane!
The tank car imploded in on itself.
by Sheldon J Plankton December 9, 2019
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