Ipadkid-itis

Ipadkid-itis is a disease and sickness caused by being around children 3-8 years old that have the disease. Symptoms are eating chips while on an ipad and rubbing ur hands on the iPad and scratching the ass and coughing

Addison has tested positive for iPadkid-itis, Addison will recover at age 11-13

by Toilethoneycheerios March 19, 2022

fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

charli-itis

A deadly disease from kissing charli.

“I have Charli-itis!”

“Then stop kissing her.”

by Jakeybooi June 19, 2022

Rusnak-itis

The incurable disease due to the abuse that is associated with working at the Taj Mahal. A symptom is often dreading returning, especially after a long weekend, vacation, or leave of absence.

God damn it man this Rusnak-itis is so bad I would rather clamp my testicles in a vice than return to work.

by Dickfingers69420 May 11, 2021

no ho itis

A nigga suffering from no pussy got a long period of time

On naw he got no ho itis look at how he acting

by That nigga 321123 December 15, 2016

Boys-itis

Aka kiss-ass syndrome, the strong desire for acceptance from people you view as superior.

Look at Ben Goldsmith man. He must have boys-itis, he was tryna hook up the boys with the goods!

Look at Tyler Berliner man. He really has boys-itis. He has a zoom call with the boys!

by Wettyfap420 November 10, 2021

Bigbutt-itis

Having a notably large butt that catches the attention of others anywhere you go.

"WHOA! Look at her butt! Clearly, she's got a case of that Bigbutt-itis."

"My Bigbutt-itis prevents me from fitting into normal sized jeans."

by IWantAnAPlease? November 15, 2011