my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

cal is on me

slang. Coloquial english used especially by inner city youth meaning This dude better not steal on me while that other cat tapin.
More often then not the above phrase preceeds the speaker being stole on while "that other cat" records the events

"Oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
You could have better gear and couldnt style it on me
Plus the cal is on me..."
*DUFF!!*

by Hollaback bish!! January 4, 2007

wtf is on my dick

when u have sex with a chick and look at your dick and realize theres blood on it because that chick has her period

Hey Laura, wtf is on my dick?

by danielballer2 January 17, 2009

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Sex Is On Fire

Like the icing on the cake, something happens to improve something else massively

see also sex is not on fire

-At this party tonight... remember I said Ben wasn't going?
-Aye
-Well now he is
-Sex Is On FIRE!!!

by Sharn March 4, 2009

It is on like donkey kong

This is not a saying. End of.

It is on like donkey kong is not a saying.

by It is on like donkey kong. September 24, 2011

Your pet Toad is on easy mode

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019