Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

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instegator

person who starts drama but is left out of the argument

p1:i dont like her
p2:u dont (goes to p3 and tells him/her what p1 said)
p3:i dont what that hoe is talking about we gonna fight cuz of this
p1 to p2:ur such an instegator

by andy1àà April 14, 2009

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The guy who got me my account back when it was taken away from me. But next time it gets taken away from me, I'm not so sure if he'll help me. But then again I have nothing to worry about. My account won't get hacked again. Right?

Oh shit I think I'm fucked...

by Lotus January 8, 2005

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Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

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Instigadocious

An adjective to describe someone who participates in instigation of something.

Michael: "We need one more person to work on this packet with us."
Anthony: "I'll do it."
Michael: "Thanks! That's very instigadocious of you, man!"

by Instigabob September 4, 2018

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Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

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