incest

The way the British royal family keeps itself German.

It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.

by black flag July 14, 2004

incest poke

When familly members poke each other on facebook, resulting in an awkward feeling.

Dude, my mom keeps sending me incest pokes.....

by Yeti_Mann May 27, 2011

Incest

Literally the definition of Alabama

Science teacher looking at the kid from Alabama everyone from Alabama is incest

Alabama kid: it was only once

by Alabama=Incest23 October 16, 2019

Incest

To engage in sexual activities with one who is of blood relations.

n|p inserted his penis into his sister's vagina.

by Doug July 23, 2002

incestual orgy

Like family game night but...
Those aren't dice in gramma's hands...
That's not a spinner in mom's hand...
and that's DEFENITELY not a penis you're inserting into your sisiter's vagina. Oh wait... yes it is.
Usually includes statutory rape and pedophillia.

"Can me and sis sleep over at the couisns, their mom said we're gonna have a ALOT of fun.

by Niloc February 22, 2005

incest

When two family members have sex. I'm not saying that they have to be in/from Albama but hey, almost always are.

wow, that kid is retarded
ya, his parents are from albama
ohh, its because of incest
no shit sherlock

by E81LY May 25, 2019

narcisso-incestuous masturbation

The act of having sex with one's clone.

Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009