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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.
Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?
by Not_Ice March 4, 2022
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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking

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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking
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show where i asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked
by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020
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...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 1, 2020
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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