what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

by TrixieTrix March 8, 2009

What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

I don't do

American sourced phrase oft used by blondes, queens and blonde queens to justify their not participating in something, now working its way into general use. The DO is the most emphasised part of the whole phrase.

Im sorry but I dont DO politics.

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

I still do

A song from the popular boy band Why Don't We which was released as 7/12.

@whydontwemusic @seaveydaniel @corbynbesson @jackaverymusic @jonahmarais @imzachherron

I still do want u to want me like im wanting u

by BEING AN ADULT IS HARD October 24, 2019

The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do.

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

by Bri UwU April 14, 2022

i just do

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do

Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.

by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007