hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

hurtin

A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.

1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!

2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.

3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!

by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009

my left ear hurts

A dreamnotfound moment has happened.

The phrase stemmed from a tiktok where a girl claimed that she has psychic abilities that allow her to feel when energy shifts because it makes her left ear hurt. She went on to say that her left ear started hurting when thinking of/watching dream and george. Thus, she concluded that something was suddenly going on between them.

This tiktok spread to twitter, where the term started being used by both dnfers and nondnfers whenever a “dreamnotfound moment” happened. This term has since spread to tiktok as well.

George: *sends dream a tiktok about wanting to rail him*

The Twitter Timeline: my left ear hurts

by Phiner Phandom March 9, 2021

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

world of hurt

To suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however. The usage of the word "world" doesn't always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.

I spent my first year of college drinking and failing classes. Now Daddy won't pay my tuition, and I have to go to community college. I'm in a world of hurt!

Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.

...Not that that actually happened or anything...

by TooCrooked June 28, 2008

hurry up and wait

The concept of making every effort to arrive at a location ahead of the appointed time, with the expectation of having to wait upon arrival. The purpose behind the concept is that it builds a large amount of time into one's schedule, therefore accounting for unexpected occurrences.

When we went to the airport for our vacation, we followed the "hurry up and wait" philosophy, arriving several hours prior to our flight.

by FS3T22Love April 27, 2008