I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.
by aing October 16, 2006
by Ronburg12 November 30, 2017
The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021
When you eat tons of Mexican food with spicy peppers and you diarrhea in a girl and and your cum burns her pussy
After going to Arizona’s hot pepper taco shack I gave Juanita an Arizona Hotpocket And she cried in pain
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 20, 2019
by marllamallama May 27, 2009
When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.
by BIGBONE22 November 21, 2009