honeymoon swan

20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.

someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.

by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021

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Bloody honeymoon

Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.

We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!

by adzy88 July 19, 2018

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Honeymooned

1. Easy, to go on a honeymoon

1. Alex and Maria went to Bora Bora and they honeymooned

by Chadjohnson March 14, 2021

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Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

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Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

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