Hummusweight

Excessive weight gained through eating vast amounts of hummus, typically in a short space of time.

Vegan: Damn, over the past month I've gained so much hummusweight.

by dannyboy49 September 29, 2015

Hummuslingus

The act of smearing hummus on a woman's vagina and eating her out.

After dining on the most succulent kafta and tabouli, my girl succumbed to the fine art of hummuslingus in out Bedouin tent under the watchful gaze of my camel, Clovis.

by Tex-i-can November 5, 2016

hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia

Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.

by Voltistrem October 21, 2017

Hummuscide

After consuming a full container of hummus the 9 year old responded to their parental unit regarding the aforementioned activity as a instance of “hummuscide”

Yeah I ate all the hummus , it was hummuscide in the 1st degree...

by Prof.Bobolopolis September 7, 2019

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019

Hummustabating

The act of arousing one's genitilia by using Hummus

Thomas was hummustabating again last night.

by GeorgeBendy June 9, 2020

Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.

"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."

by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020