Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.

Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.

by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023

Holt

Kind of cool, kind of funny, kind of(very) retarded. Sub-par at miniclip pool.

Thats really funny Holt. But did you take into consideration that I had sexual relations with your mother?

by ObjectivelyCorrectOpinions November 27, 2021

derek holt

the one that broke my heart. yeah, it's you Derek, the SC one. A total player and fuckboy. waste of my time

i should have never even talked to derek holt

by derpydood January 14, 2020

Grace Lilian Holt

A girl that eats cats then tells the wolf on roblox

Grace Lilian Holt ate my cat so I cried.

by Moi it’s moi gurls May 14, 2020

Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.

That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!

by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020

Holte

The truest of the true.

The most extreme.
To express with utmost urgency and authority.

“That’s some Holte shit right there!”
“No Cap?”
“No Cap!”

I Holte tell you - Jack better be makin my ass a salad!

by Hertle the tertle July 14, 2022

Harry Holt

A person who has sexual intercourse with his cousin and is a sexual threat to children.

Kids! Harry Holt is coming to get you!

by curry muncher 69 July 19, 2022