Dick Holder

A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.

J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.

by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011

teatowel holder

Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot

I love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder

by Ho! July 21, 2006

titty holder

a bra to hold then titties.

yo, how big is that titty holder?

by Trebek September 10, 2003

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Placecard Holder

Placecard Holder: When the person you’re dating isn’t “the one”, they’re just the person you keep around and date until your ex comes back.

Dating Jane is great, but she’s just a placecard holder until Michelle comes back around.

by SCFisherman September 26, 2018

waistline holder

An object in which is used to holster a concealed weapon.

I purchased a waistline holder for my Glock nine.

by MAY & YAM November 18, 2019

wheel holder

A person who is a terrible and nervous driver. One who grabs the steering wheel and hopes for the best.

Well, would you take a look at this no-driving wheel holding son of a bitch.

These wheel holders are all over the road today!

by Skippy the drunken squirrel June 4, 2018