The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas
Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday
Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night
by BogusAnalus April 8, 2023
Get the Hogslide Darling mug.1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.
3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
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Get the hog's tether mug.A woman who frequently gives oral sex, blowjob, bj, smokeshow. It's origin is of smoking a sausage like a cigar, and sausage is made out of hog/pig.
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Get the hogsmoker mug.verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.
I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
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Get the hogsmoke mug.(Noun) A descriptive name for a blunt that is as big or bigger than the circumference of a hog's leg
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