Hogslide Darling

The hogslide darling is the act of dousing your sow wife in vaseline and let her slide on a waterslide filled with pig cum while holding a flaming torch in her aas

Michael's wife Mareen went on a hogslide darling adventure for her birthday

Bobby came as a horse seeing his wife doing a hogslide darling last night

by BogusAnalus April 8, 2023

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

hogsmoker

A woman who frequently gives oral sex, blowjob, bj, smokeshow. It's origin is of smoking a sausage like a cigar, and sausage is made out of hog/pig.

She's a great hogsmoker. She blew me three times this morning.

by BlackCracka May 30, 2006

hogsmoke

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.

I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.

by G$ March 2, 2005

Hog's Leg

(Noun) A descriptive name for a blunt that is as big or bigger than the circumference of a hog's leg

Yo, you gonna fit all that dope in that blunt?

Yea man it's gonna be a hog's leg

by BoyWunder June 14, 2010

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

hogsquasher

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

by Superdave April 14, 2006