Hoeping

When a hoe is hoping to get some dick, especially when the dick is already taken.

Him: This girl I haven't talked to in 4 years messaged be out of the blue. You think she's hoeping?
Her: Nah she just wants to see how you're doin.. BLOCK THAT BITCH!

by MetropolitanMudslide October 22, 2017

hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is “hoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 24, 2017

Hoeking

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hoeking Up

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hollingsworth

a sexy scouse beast who smells like curry spice

he smells and sounds like a Hollingsworth

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Shit-heeling

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.

Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!

by tranceman December 20, 2008

Picture holeing

The art of printing off a picture of someone online, cutting a hole in same, and using this for placing your penis in while you masturbate. Or, for women, cutting a hole where a mans penis should be and placing her dildo through same.

Hey Chris, your sister wont hook up with me so I spent all last night picture holeing her.

by doc88LAG February 14, 2012