the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.
damn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had class, we all know we get it in once and done-ski
by pseudo this April 12, 2011
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Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!
Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.
Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!
Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.
Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!
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Get the Timmy Hoes mug.Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
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"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
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