Sack hoarder

One who hoards sacks; the act of accumulating as much sack as one can take

That cunt over there is such a sack hoarder! Thats the 5th sack today!

by squawla February 27, 2009

fart hoarder

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.

Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.

by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019

hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012

Tab hoarder

Someone who never deletes their tabs on their web browser. To have lots of tabs open.

My brother is a tab hoarder, he never deletes his porn tabs.

by Alphaseeker2099 May 8, 2018

brake dust hoarder

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner

yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder

by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.

I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."

by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020