by squawla February 27, 2009

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.
Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.
Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
by lifers April 24, 2011

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.
by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019

by Alphaseeker2099 May 8, 2018

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner
by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.
I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."
by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020
