hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

Oklahoma Hitchhiker

Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.

I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.

by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

by jestercat November 20, 2010

a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

hitchhike

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.

I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006