Hoatus

Hoatus (Ho-Ate-Us): After being in a long term relationship you go on a Hoatus and have sex with everything in sight!

I just got divorced, I'm taking a long hoatus and nailing anything that breathes!

by Man on Hoatus August 28, 2013

hirtuse

Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.

Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.

by joefu June 24, 2011

heatus increasus

The Harry Potter spell for increasing the heat, when mans not hot.

Man: Dude, aren't you hot? It's 105 degrees and you have a winter jacket on.
Shaq: I'll show you I'm not hot. HEATUS INCREASUS!
*174 degrees*

Shaq: Brrr...

by begone-clot September 10, 2018

haitus

when a website is under construction

Sorry but this website is on a haitus.

by XfantomcatX April 18, 2003

Hiatusexual

Sexuality of any orientation characterized by long term, self initiated gaps or breaks in acting on sexual feelings.

Jake has always had girls begging for it, but he hasn't gotten a kill in a while since he's hiatusexual, and in the middle of a hiatus.

by mr.haitus November 12, 2014

hiatusitis

Similar to withdrawal. Hiatusitis is when something (e.g. a TV show) is on hiatus for a while and fans go crazy. Very common among fans of Lost, who start coming up with off-the-wall theories and spending excessive time on fansites such as the Lostpedia forums.

That crazy theory that the White Shoe=Jacob was a result of severe hiatusitis.

by Sminty January 13, 2008

Haitus

Is when someone stops uploading chapters (series, animes, books ...), for a long time

Example, when Steven Universe stops climbing chapters it is said to have a haitus

by angie_11 June 18, 2018