Tell Her

Tell Her.

When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'

If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.

Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'

Barry - 'TELL HER!'

Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'

That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'

Harry - 'Tell her'

Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
by Wainy536 July 6, 2010
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wife her

to marry or commit yourself to a girl
"YO JOHN, I really think you should wife her. Like forreal, Allie is one good lookin girlll. She got her own thang goin on, WIFE HER!"
by Geee93 January 11, 2010
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Bushwhack-her

A special condom that comes equipped with a Leather hat, Machete, and bad-ass Australian accent, just like Crocodile dundee! It's slogan: For those particularly Hairy moments.
Man, I had the worst case of jungle fever last night. Had to pull out a Bushwhack-her on this chick.
by d.dubs May 23, 2009
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“this her” pic

The go- to picture you show when your friends ask you what the girl you’re talking to looks like.
Jane: “Baby, what’s my “this her” pic?”
Gio: “The one on your Instagram in the Bahamas, you look fire there.”
by saabbooty October 20, 2021
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but her emails

A not-so-subtle way to change the subject when you are about to be faced with being wrong about something. This is a reference to overlooking many many many problems with donald trump due to the single issue of Hillary Clinton's private email server, and using that reason as both a reason and defense for voting for him. This is currently used by trump voters any time any legitimate fault is found of Mr. trump.
Person A: "Mr. trump rants that the media inaccurately covers him but when a reporter is kindly attempting to get his point of view he not only refuses to give it, asking the reporter to figure it out on their own, then cuts off the interview. It seems his real issue with the media is that they WON"t lie for him."

Person B: "But her emails!"
by CLS 8888 May 27, 2017
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[duke her]

When a dude wants to get with a girl but, prefers to do it on the sly.
Fanta was curious as to why Rashaad wanted to duke her considering he came out of the closet the other day.
by Linsky January 1, 2009
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Nick/her

A reflexive neopronoun, that is a play on word of the racial slur “nigger”

The “pronoun” is a combination of the name “Nick” and the possessive/accusative pronoun “her”. When combined, and said fast enough, it sounds like a slur for African-Americans
Boy: do you have a neopronoun?
Person: yes, I go by ____/self
Boy: I have one too, I use my name “Nick” (obviously not his name) and then I add the pronoun “her”. So if I were to refer to you as “____/self… you would refer to me as?
Person: “Nick/her”
by Messy Garden October 14, 2022
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