Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 13, 2023

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

Hermes

A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"

Look at that guy, he's being a hermes

by #MamamanSwag October 03, 2017

Hermes

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).

Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!

Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.

Person 1 *Looks closely...*

Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.

Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!

by YoungHulio November 21, 2020

Hermes

Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.

Was your Hermes order delivered yet?

by memes4 January 26, 2019

Hermes

Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)

If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!

OMG, your boyfriend is a Hermes? His dick must be huge!
Sure is.

by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021

Hermes

Custodian of the sky

Idk my friend said Hermes was the custodian of the sky

by toxic.wxzte June 19, 2022