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buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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Hemotions

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.
Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.
by Mega dude December 2, 2019
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Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.
I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!
by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011
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hemotion

noun| hee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.
Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!
by indieguru February 21, 2009
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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
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