Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016

Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat

E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".

by Reuby24 August 24, 2019

Hind Hearing

When you hear the better reasoning the day after eleventy billion ounces of vodka and it now makes sense

Thank you for the insight into my drunken escapade, now with the benefit of 20/20 hind hearing I understand that I was a douche.

by Risha5000 February 21, 2021

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.

Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.

by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023

Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.

“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”

by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024