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Haynes

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!
James made a complete Haynes of himself at Rachel's wedding!
by so-cd August 21, 2018
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Hanesse

It is a unique name of a goddamn lady living in the Philippines.
Meaning, she has a unique kind of attitude just like her name.
Get to know her more, and you'll know.
Hanesse is so cute.
Hanesse is someone you know that's why you're searching for it's meaning right now.
by nyaa2 June 7, 2021
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Hyness

The chismosa hahahha
" your hyness"
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hanessy

A girl which honesty can be taken for rudeness.
Someone that appears shy at times but when there is something to say expect her to say it straight up
Life of the party but low-key antisocial
Eyo Hanessy pass me the Hennessy
by Hanessy November 21, 2021
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Hanessy

A woman with a good heart but appears the most cold and interested
If u gain her trust and love she will most likely never stop talking and showering u with attention ones u become close there is no escape
Life of the party but also most antisocial
Can be a bitch at times but no joke kinds soft af
Eyo Hanessy pass me the Hennessy
by Hanessy November 21, 2021
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Haness

It is a German word for Beautiful/ Pretty
Jayla is the definition of haness
by Talia.m March 2, 2022
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Haynesitarianism

Haynesitarianism is a religion based upon the service and repair manual of any given automobile. A person who practices this religion is known as a Haynesitarian. This religion takes its namesake from the most famous maker of service and repair manuals, Haynes.

Unlike other religous texts, Haynesitarian scripture does not condem people for their lifestyle choices. Nor does it contain anything about flooding the planet and repopulating it via incest or some magic carpenter who died from being nailed to a large piece of wood (bet he didn't see that coming). Instead, Haynesitarian scripture offers practical advice such as 'how to replace the power steering servo on a 1989 Jaguar XJ6'.

Example of Haynesitarian scripture:
"To adjust thy cable, fully depress thy accelerator pedal and check that thy throttle is fully opened."
~Haynes 4:6.7
He was converted to Haynesitarianism when he read the service and repair manual for a 1989 Jaguar XJ6.
by Albino Kiwiaboo April 26, 2023
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