Heuserswag

A state of awesomeness; On a level of 1 to 10 of being badass heuserswag would be 100.

That Porsche 919 is so Heuserswag

by uncle joe biden August 19, 2015

hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

hanser

a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time

unless of course you are hans

boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday

by Chris CoRoNgA July 11, 2006

hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006

heavy hauler

An extremely fat chick.

She is quite a heavy hauler, That chick is fat as hell.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

kevin häusermann

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.

Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.

by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

Hasserday

(Adj.) Term used to describe a girl who has her days. Good looking one day and a wreck the next.

Lindsay Lohan is a hasserday, she is gorgeous one day and terrible looking the next.

by Matthew R. Parker February 7, 2008