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mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
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brown hatter

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Hatton, ND

A shitty little town in North Dakota.

Not to be confused with Northwood, ND. An even shittier small town in North Dakota
David: Want to go to Hatton, ND?
Frank: No. That place sucks dick!
by A Hatton Person May 1, 2011
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Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath
Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!
by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011
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Cape Hatteras

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.
You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.
by yoaudo April 24, 2008
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hattersley

A euphemism for sex.
I wanted to take Rick to Hattersley, but he wasn't in the mood.
by Hard Times August 24, 2018
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Tin Hattery

Tin Hattery is a phrase used to describe a ludicrous media induced panic that gullible fools take to heart. The term originated with morons wearing tin foil hats to protect their brain waves from CIA mind probes or some other such nonsense. A well known example of this phenomena can be found in the movie "Signs".
1: "Fucking bird flue...It's all a bunch of tin hattery if you ask me."

2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
by Sheriff Dom. July 23, 2008
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