Hashtag

Hashtag-Noun. Spawned from the ever powerful Twitter Machine, this symbol (#) has become a new way to add a thought, or some up the thought of, a sentence, giving it more clarity, and often, more wit. Most commonly found in tweets, FB status, and comments (in that order)

"Just eat an entire sleeve of oreos cookies in 8 mins #highlife"

"Wegmans didnt have MY kind of Organic Milk, so i had to by that silk shit instead #whitegirlproblems"

"Going car shopping today because my last car caught on FIRE #nbd

#=Hashtag

by KennyPowell July 19, 2011

hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.

(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".

by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013

hashtag abuser

Someone who uses 8+ hashtags.

Hannah is such a hashtag abuser, on her last selfie she was like, " #selfie #goodlighting #deleting #sexy #likeit #what #liveitup #air #hair #eyes #face #yaaasss "

by heyy.tayy August 4, 2014

hashfaggery

Hashtaggery, but with an f replacing the t. Simply put, it is an insulting way to refer to the action of using hashtags, or the action of using them incorrectly.

Facebook has hashtags now? What hashfaggery is this?!? #hashfaggery

#funinthesun #besties #moonlight #hatemylife #stupidtagsthatmakenosensetogether

by bellethebeast June 15, 2013

hashtag planting

Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.

For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.

by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013

Hashtag Sally

The overuse of the hashtag by a female who thinks that the more often she hashtags and the longer the hashtag, the cooler she is. She also cracks up laughing at everything including herself quite often.

I showed her a picture of my baby and she commented #motherhoodchangeseverything#thegreatestlittleblessing. That White Rabbit is such a Hashtag Sally.

by thewordup May 22, 2014

hashtag fairy

A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.

Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.

by dayvurd January 9, 2015