by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM
by luvcats222 January 6, 2016

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.
by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

When she extendS your pubes with one hand and then continue to play strictly jazz music. Using your pubes as a harp.
Yo my girl so jazzy she afro-harped me and started doing dorothy ashbree covers
Whats afro-harping my dude
Its defined as When she extendS your pubes with one hand and then continue to play strictly jazz music. Using your pubes as a harp.
Whats afro-harping my dude
Its defined as When she extendS your pubes with one hand and then continue to play strictly jazz music. Using your pubes as a harp.
by Jomiels October 16, 2020

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.
by Redsiege February 18, 2020

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"
"Total Harps dude!"
"Total Harps dude!"
by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025
