Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.

Radiator don't float your own harp.

by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM

by luvcats222 January 6, 2016

Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.

person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"

by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

dirty juice harp

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.

I’m going to give her the dirty juice harp tonight.

by Redsiege February 18, 2020

Eva Harp

Bisexual and hawt ;)

"Wow, that's Eva Harp!? Is she bi!"
"Damnnnnnn she's hawt"

by Evahxrp December 4, 2020

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025