2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

One Hander

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"

by sananman July 23, 2015

Hanase

The Japanese word for "let go!" and is a rather rude way to say it.

*man grabs little girl* Hanase, pervert!

by Jayrunner January 6, 2010

Haise

Quite possibly the most badass fucking character ever known. Haise is a Legendary Super Saiyan God of Destruction. He also has mastery of ultra instinct which is cool. Haise is the strongest saiyan ever you don't ever underestimate him.

Woah! That's Haise from Dragon Ball Overhaul?

by GodOf_ICE May 24, 2021

brian haner

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."

Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

by tazunderfire6661 May 21, 2008

Hansel

Hansel is a german name,Hansel is also a nice person and likes to gets a along with a lot people .Hansel has a lot of anger issues especially when people mess with him.Hansel has OCD which sometimes never pays attention to others and it also make do things that he doesn’t want to do.

Hansel is so nice

by Alex1332 May 27, 2020