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hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.
Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson
by miss colleen August 8, 2008
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Pauline Hanson

Racist bitch, once again running for office in Queensland.
I call her 'the Catwoman', because of her cat-like eyes and her tendency to throw hissy-fits at the media.
If politicians were smart, they would ban Pauline Hanson from politics forever.
by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 2, 2009
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Arin Hanson

A heckin cool YouTuber and animator who goes by egoraptor
Person 1: "Who's Arin Hanson"

Person 2: "Slim thicc boi"

Person 1: "Lol he sounds stupid"

Person 2: "Go commit neck rope"
by borklyn.png September 15, 2018
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Zac Hanson

Much maligned but talented drummer from one of the most original Indie bands of the last 15 years, who despite his best efforts still looks about 12 years old (unlike the most attractive man on the planet Taylor Hanson)
That Liam Gallagher thinks a big Gob makes him musically talented but he could learn a thing about talented brothers from Zac Hanson.
by twiglet July 21, 2008
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Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010
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Hanson

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.
Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!
by 2Literz4Lief December 7, 2018
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The Hanson

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.
"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."
by Ragzilla April 28, 2010
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