festival of handclaps

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.

1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006

handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.

by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016

Handchest

A game, invented in Paso Robles, CA, where a group of friends all put one hand in a cooler filled with ice water. The first person to take their hand out is the loser, and everyone else gets to pour the ice water on their head.

Dude, this Friday is National Handchest Day!

by Connerr June 10, 2008

Hangchill

To hang out and chill at the same time.

"Dude, wanna hangchill this weekend?"

by jfreezy June 23, 2009

Handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.

I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.

by Gethturbator October 4, 2016

Habichuelas

How they say beans in cuba, dominican republic, and puerto rico

Pasame las habichuelas coño

by Dominican In Cali August 24, 2018

Ian Hanchett

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children

"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017