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Eden Haneches 

Said about a certain person who is an asset. That person being very valuable too a group or team- therefore, an asset.
Amit, we need you in the game tomorrow, you are as important as Eden Haneches. If you don't participate, we will lose.
Eden Haneches by Tet4Original January 2, 2022
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handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
handcestors by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016
Word of the Day on February 4, 2016

Handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.
I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.
Handcestors by Gethturbator October 4, 2016

HENCHEST 

KESH SINGH is the "HENCHEST" in Bristol
HENCHEST by DOWNERMAN May 11, 2020

Ian Hanchett 

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children
"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."
Ian Hanchett by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

Hanchett 

A hole torn from the anus to the vagina during sex.
Dude keith totally gave alexa a Hanchett last night." "what did she say about it?" "Nothing shes in the hospital."
Hanchett by luvs2spoog January 11, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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